Hey guys, we hate how you dress too.

I recently read this blog post about all the things that women wear that men just can’t stand.

Too much makeup. Wedges (?!), the laundry list goes on. Well guys, here’s a newsflash: we hate what you’re wearing too. And while at least us women dress for ourselves (or other women) you guys are dressing for us. Actually, because you can’t get away with looking like a complete neanderthal anymore.

So in response to everything you hate that we wear, here’s our comeback of things we’d loooooooooove to see ditch.Thanks, guys!

Shorts.

Gay men are the exception to this because they wear them slim. For the rest of you, I get it. It’s Arizona, it’s hot. But really, they aren’t “shorts” they just look like highwater pants. I really don’t see what that extra four inches of “breathing” room is giving you. You aren’t standing outside all day anyway so suck it up and wear some jeans.

Shortsleeve button downs.

Do I even have to explain? You aren’t on a tropical vacation. Just don’t go there. Wear your longsleeve ones and roll up the sleeves if it’s really that hot. Or, try a T-shirt. As long as they aren’t of a certain kind (see below), we actually don’t mind these at all.

Shoes that look like pillows

You know what I’m talking about…

Polo shirts

Are you an employee still at work? That’s what you look like. Unless you’re golfing or on the tennis court or actually on the job, just don’t. Double negative points if you pair it with some khakis, tennis shoes and socks that show.

Ed Hardy.

Must die. And rhinestones. Please.Let.It.Go.

Ladies, anything else I missed that should be added to the list? What else do guys wear that you just can’t stand??

Hardly shocking, yet still sad, Estilo Boutique at Scottsdale Waterfront is officially closing its doors. I got this invite in the mail earlier this week for their last and final trunk show; if you’re a fan, or have never stopped by Estilo Boutique, this is your last chance! There’s sure to be tons of cute items on sale.

Sometimes, we just need a little inspiration. Especially when it comes to getting through a Wednesday.

I may not be able to get the dose of street style I’m in need of by walking outside, but I can at least indulge onilne. And so can you.

Images via The Sartorialist

Really though, how fun is this infographic?

I took this twice, tried to manipulate my answers and I still ended up with the same answer, any guesses which it was?

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Via: Wpromote

Answer: Natalie Massanet from Net-a-Porter. And I’m totally O.K. with that!

Like Heidi? The semi-annual sale starts today! Merch is marked 40-60% off on tons of fall, winter and even resort collections.

Serendipity. I love that word, don’t you? It seems like everything around me is quite serendipitous lately. Just earlier, I was feeling a slow, painful death. The quite boring kind that can only be brought on by the lack of one thing: Glamour. And then, I checked my email and felt instantly relieved.

Feeling the same “blah”ness of late? Check out this soiree tonight at Deegie’s Carma; I haven’t had a chance to actually pop into this new boutique yet over at Scottsdale Quarter but this lil fete seems like the perf occasion to do so. Will you be going?