Hey guys, we hate how you dress too.
I recently read this blog post about all the things that women wear that men just can’t stand.
Too much makeup. Wedges (?!), the laundry list goes on. Well guys, here’s a newsflash: we hate what you’re wearing too. And while at least us women dress for ourselves (or other women) you guys are dressing for us. Actually, because you can’t get away with looking like a complete neanderthal anymore.
So in response to everything you hate that we wear, here’s our comeback of things we’d loooooooooove to see ditch.Thanks, guys!
Gay men are the exception to this because they wear them slim. For the rest of you, I get it. It’s Arizona, it’s hot. But really, they aren’t “shorts” they just look like highwater pants. I really don’t see what that extra four inches of “breathing” room is giving you. You aren’t standing outside all day anyway so suck it up and wear some jeans.
Shortsleeve button downs.
Do I even have to explain? You aren’t on a tropical vacation. Just don’t go there. Wear your longsleeve ones and roll up the sleeves if it’s really that hot. Or, try a T-shirt. As long as they aren’t of a certain kind (see below), we actually don’t mind these at all.
Shoes that look like pillows
You know what I’m talking about…
Are you an employee still at work? That’s what you look like. Unless you’re golfing or on the tennis court or actually on the job, just don’t. Double negative points if you pair it with some khakis, tennis shoes and socks that show.
Must die. And rhinestones. Please.Let.It.Go.
Ladies, anything else I missed that should be added to the list? What else do guys wear that you just can’t stand??