Michael Kors is the new Coach
Remember Dooney & Burke? Which made way to Coach which made way to Juicy Couture and now Michael Kors…EVERYWHERE! Now don’t get mad, I like Michael Kors. I like it very much so. But it’s totally the new everyone-has-to-have-it-lemming-Coach-bag. Which makes me sad. So I hope I’m wrong. But even Bloomberg is talking about Michael Kors taking on Coach. So there you have it folks.
And speaking of 2001 trends…remember the Tiffany & Co. heart bracelets? Apparently those are the new Pandora charm bracelets. I never knew what the heck Pandora charm bracelets even were until about a year ago. Then again, “charm” and “bracelet” are just two words that when used together, totally make me shudder.
Pairing your Christian Louboutins with a dress from Bebe does not a fashionable outfit make. You are not fooling anyone. And, you are a label whore. This seems to be a very rampant Scottsdale style problem. Apparently, Loubs+Bebe are the new 7 for all Mankind jeans+pointy-toed heels look that was oh-so-trendy in the mid-2000s. You are a walking clone, not a fashion statement. And the excessively high heels with an excessively short hemline is downright slutty.
According to WWD, Kate Middleton may have brought pantyhose back into style. And I don’t mean patterned tights, I’m talking the sheer nude-toned kind. Do with this news what you may. (Photos: PA Wire/UK Press)
MK and Ashley: who, exactly, are you trying to kid with this $55,000 purse? It’s got pills on it. And it’s ugly. A Birkin is obviously a far better investment.
Leggings are on their death bed. I’m wearing some as I type this so maybe I’m a hypocrite. But just because it’s happening doesn’t mean I like it. They’re overdone. And although they’re comfy and oh-so-easy to just throw on, trust me when I say they’re on death row.
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